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NUDE NO MORE! Well, it finally happened! I’d say I got too big for my britches, but as everybody knows I don’t wear britches. Thank you Zappos.com for snuffing out the most important part of being the world’s fastest nudist with your blazing fast delivery of CLOTHES and SHOES. BTW I’ll be stopping for ice cream later in case you want to jump out from behind a parked car and trip me.

NUDE NO MORE!

Well, it finally happened! I’d say I got too big for my britches, but as everybody knows I don’t wear britches. Thank you Zappos.com for snuffing out the most important part of being the world’s fastest nudist with your blazing fast delivery of CLOTHES and SHOES. BTW I’ll be stopping for ice cream later in case you want to jump out from behind a parked car and trip me.